A couple weeks ago, I went up southwestern Michigan to visit my parents. My father is very active in the local VFW in a little farming town. My visit being over a weekend I was obliged to attend the Saturday night fundraising potluck. It looked like half the town was there. After dinner everyone rushed out back to participate in something called “The Chicken Drop”…I call it “Chicken-poop Bingo,” Which consisted of a large pen in which there were three hens, one white, black and brown. The floor of the pen was a sheet of plywood with numbers in squares painted on, just like a Bingo card. For a couple of bucks you purchased a number on the board. If the white hen pooped on your number, you won $10 if the black, $20, Brown, $30. I could not believe my eyes, or my ears for that matter. Mothers, Kids, Dads, Grandmas and Grandpas, all screaming for their number to be shit on. Wow….Good ole wholesome American Family FUN! Yeah!